89: MEDICAL MAN

                   

Got the hiccups 
And I’m sneezin’ 
Pickin’ tulips  
Hear me weezin’.

Hallucinating  
Seeing double  

Speculating  
I’m in trouble.  

Medical man 
Help if you can 
Medical man  
Life’s in your hand. (Chorus) 

Got a headache 
And my feet hurt 
Pills that I take  
Will make me burp. 
Got a sore throat 
And hay fever  
End of my rope 
Pain reliever.  

 

Medical man 
Help if you can 
Medical man 
Life’s in your hand. (Chorus) 

Skin disorder 
Keeps me itchin’ 
On the border 
Of religion. 
Got a stiff neck 
And no health plan 
Acute neurosis 
Too much suntan. 

Medical man 
Help if you can 
Medical man  
Life’s in your hand. (Chorus)

 

Sitting in the waiting room  
I hesitate, to believe, you’ll see

Me soon 
It’s way past noon. 

Wonder why you take so long

When you finally, see me

You’re already gone. 
Seems so wrong. 

Never had a chance to say

Just exactly, where I’m hurting

Anyway. 
Then time to pay. 

“Medical Man” 

 

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